The Afterparty Will Be Shipping Them Off from Whence They Came
Man #1: We’re getting our floors redone — walnut hardwood.
Man #2: Sounds like a party.
Man #1: Actually, there will probably be a bunch of Mexicans doing it, so more of a fiesta.
Overheard by: Jakob Wells
And We’re Off to the Racists
White guy: You mean, you don’t find Mexicans sexy? Sexy Mexicans?
White girl: Shhh! They can hear you!
White guy: Sssexicans?
Overheard by: curry sprinkles